"Here's an inconvenient truth, Al: cake is not a food group." - John Stewart in reference to Gore's girth at the Oscars. "Honey, it's not an iPod, it's a wePod." - Chris when I asked to borrow his iPod.
"The manatee becomes the mento." - Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock. Tough to explain if you didn't see, but his character was trying to say that the mentee had become the mentor...